Vicki Lewis
Yes, yes, and yes.
Oh. Sarcasm. (Mm-hmm.) Cool.
Internet? (Yeah.) InterNOT.

Phil Hartman
Your name is Garelli?
He's Bill McNeal. WNYX newstime: 4:00.
The Santa Claus in the lobby wants to kill him.
Prepare to be knocked on YOUR ass.

Stephen Root
Thank you, sweetheart!
What smells like urine?
Hey, Spaz.
You can call him Smimmy.

Joe Rogan
WNYX newstime: 10:21
He thinks your fake radio voice sounds great.
Anybody wanta go get loaded?
That is *completely* _bogus_.

Andy Dick
Super What?
[email protected]
Fat Albert!