Don Johnson
Ooh, he's not goin' anywhere near that, bro.
He hates it when he's blows it like that. (*ahem* *ahem*)
Bubba, you are *way* too far from home.
Bubba! You look tired!
See ya, bubba. (*insert eery music here*)
That's not good idea, girls.
Whaddya got, Harv?
This is the new, improved, optimistic Nash Bridges.

Jaime P. Gomez
Love that guy; what a motivator.
How's he remember all that?

Cheech Marin
Heeeyyy! Nice digs, homey!
He's got a pornographic memory. (*ahem*)
...Merriweather Bug-eyed Jamal Lewis...

James Gammon
He doesn't find that funny.

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
Okay, if anybody asks, he chewed you out. Personally, he enjoyed it. (*AHEM*)

Group Activities
It's simple, Nashman, they're quiting.
Now maybe no one's going anywhere tonight, until Bettina gets his pen!
You can wake up every morning to huevos rancheros!
...What would be the house rule around here for, uh, male visitors?